A newly discovered birth relative of mine, a Catholic priest, is an exorcist, from County Cork. Googling “This Week”, “Andrew Neil” and “Stewart Lee”, to try and find out what was going on, only brought me further stress. The lads in my department are run off their feckin’ feet.”“Are you saying Brexit has let the Devil in?,” I asked the Exorcist, smirking. “You realise people will say that is the most extreme manifestation of Project Fear to date.”“I’m not saying any more to you, Stewart Lee,” the Exorcist said, and suggested we agree on our usual compromise. And with that the Exorcist leant forward and did a fairly convincing impression of my own supercilious English tones.

Source: The Guardian March 10, 2019 10:01 UTC